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{"slip": { "id": 198, "advice": "Sing in the shower."}}

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{"fact":"Cats take between 20-40 breaths per minute.","length":43}

{"slip": { "id": 17, "advice": "Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 114, "advice": "Step 1. Give a shit. Step 2. Don't be a dick. Step 3. Know when to let go."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 84, "advice": "Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off"}}

{"slip": { "id": 84, "advice": "Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off"}}

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