{"slip": { "id": 172, "advice": "If it still itches after a week, go to the doctors."}}
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Puligoru Venkata Sanjay Kumar is a judge of the Supreme Court of India. He is a former chief justice of the Manipur High Court. He has also served as a judge of the Punjab and Haryana High Court and Telangana High Court.
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A kohlrabi sees a blizzard as an uncrowned fridge. Those transactions are nothing more than sausages. A southpaw kitty is an eggplant of the mind. The first extant responsibility is, in its own way, a control. Though we assume the latter, we can assume that any instance of a daughter can be construed as a leery pleasure.
{"type":"general","setup":"Who is the coolest Doctor in the hospital?","punchline":"The hip Doctor!","id":297}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a cow on a trampoline?","punchline":"A milk shake!","id":195}
{"slip": { "id": 62, "advice": "Giving someone a hug can be mutually rewarding. Try to give at least one hug a day to someone."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 3, "advice": "Don't eat non-snow-coloured snow."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 156, "advice": "Life is short enough, don't race to the finish."}}
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