{"slip": { "id": 9, "advice": "True happiness always resides in the quest."}}
{"fact":"Cats are now Britain's favourite pet: there are 7.7 million cats as opposed to 6.6 million dogs.","length":96}
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{"slip": { "id": 183, "advice": "Always get two ciders."}}
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{"fact":"Phoenician cargo ships are thought to have brought the first domesticated cats to Europe in about 900 BC.","length":105}
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