{"fact":"A 2007 Gallup poll revealed that both men and women were equally likely to own a cat.","length":85}
{"type":"general","setup":"What's the best thing about elevator jokes?","punchline":"They work on so many levels.","id":269}
{"slip": { "id": 161, "advice": "You have as many hours in a day as the people you admire most."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 209, "advice": "Most things done in secrecy are better left undone."}}
{"fact":"Owning a cat is actually proven to be beneficial for your health.","length":65}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What's red and bad for your teeth?","punchline":"A Brick.","id":268}
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